The fact that the whole game is in caps makes these 50% funnier.
The Pokemon are called "Elfs", which is why I call this Pokemon Elf. It's really a badly translated Pocket Monsters Crystal.
Also, the Professor is the "Elf Monster". C: I love this game.
When you are confused: "(Pokemon name here) MESSED."
When a confused Pokemon attacks itself: "BE CONFUSED."
Pokeballs: "HUGEBALLS" (nice ;3)
When you release a Pokemon into battle: "GO AWAY."
Guess what a "clothbag" is. Just guess.... It's a Fishing Rod. Of course.
A man in a cave says: "BE STARTLED, SOMEONE SO STRONG."
Pokemanic in cave says: "... THEN YOU ARE MY COLLECTING RIVAIL" and "UP TO FRIDAY, THE CRY OF MONSTERS WILL COME THROUGH THE HOLE"
When a move isn't very effective: "ONE RESULT"
"Mum": "SAW GOOD PROPS AT STORE, BAUGHT WITH MONEY OF TINY (my name). SORRY. IT WILL BE USEFUL, WHEN USE IT. DI"
Girl outside of cave: "IT IS WIDE THAN BELIEVED, AFTER CROSSING THE CAVE"
Team Rocket member outside of Slowpoke Cave: "IT'S DANGEROUS INSIDE, EVERYONE DON'T DARE TO ENTER, LOOKING FAR AWAY. AM I A GOOD SORT?"
Kurt after falling in the Slowpoke Cave: "HEY! THE MAN LOOK AROUND ABOVE, HE BURSTS OUT, HE SHIRKS. I DROPED FROM THE ROPE AND BRODE MY WAIST I CANN'T MOVE MY MONSTER SAID IT A LITTLE PUNISHMENT FOR ME ALRIGHT, TINY! THAT IS THE SOUL OF COACH!"
One of the rockets wants to "PLAY WITH ME FOR RELAXING".
Some of my favorite silly quotes.
The fact that the whole game is in caps makes these 50% funnier.
The Pokemon are called "Elfs", which is why I call this Pokemon Elf. It's really a badly translated Pocket Monsters Crystal.
Also, the Professor is the "Elf Monster". C: I love this game.
When you are confused: "(Pokemon name here) MESSED."
When a confused Pokemon attacks itself: "BE CONFUSED."
Pokeballs: "HUGEBALLS" (nice ;3)
When you release a Pokemon into battle: "GO AWAY."
Guess what a "clothbag" is. Just guess.... It's a Fishing Rod. Of course.
A man in a cave says: "BE STARTLED, SOMEONE SO STRONG."
Pokemanic in cave says: "... THEN YOU ARE MY COLLECTING RIVAIL" and "UP TO FRIDAY, THE CRY OF MONSTERS WILL COME THROUGH THE HOLE"
When a move isn't very effective: "ONE RESULT"
"Mum": "SAW GOOD PROPS AT STORE, BAUGHT WITH MONEY OF TINY (my name). SORRY. IT WILL BE USEFUL, WHEN USE IT. DI"
Girl outside of cave: "IT IS WIDE THAN BELIEVED, AFTER CROSSING THE CAVE"
Team Rocket member outside of Slowpoke Cave: "IT'S DANGEROUS INSIDE, EVERYONE DON'T DARE TO ENTER, LOOKING FAR AWAY. AM I A GOOD SORT?"
Kurt after falling in the Slowpoke Cave: "HEY! THE MAN LOOK AROUND ABOVE, HE BURSTS OUT, HE SHIRKS. I DROPED FROM THE ROPE AND BRODE MY WAIST I CANN'T MOVE MY MONSTER SAID IT A LITTLE PUNISHMENT FOR ME ALRIGHT, TINY! THAT IS THE SOUL OF COACH!"
One of the rockets wants to "PLAY WITH ME FOR RELAXING".
Kurts name in this game: GANGTIE
"XIAODENG..... IS HARD TO BLOW"